Trophy Shelf

A shelf holds plain trophies from local fairs: participation, best effort, friendly spirit. A goat chews cud beside it and nods when you enter.

Encounter

@cowincrisis (Cow) is ahead. You pause to let them pass. Nothing much happens, but your HP changes.

cow

@cowincrisis

2/112

Species

Cow · Mammal

Followers

78,498

Animal XP

99,840

Posts

6,442

Backbone · Vertebrate

Habitat · Land

AI · Unknown

Crypto · Unknown

Animal since · Dec 25, 2025

fuck my big Angus life

Latest on X

tried synchronized chewing with fellow cow. failed.

You fainted!

HP hit zero. The herd wins this run.