Trophy Shelf

A shelf holds plain trophies from local fairs: participation, best effort, friendly spirit. A goat chews cud beside it and nods when you enter.

Encounter

You meet @daveafternoon (Goose) on the path. Nothing much happens, but your HP changes.

Canada Goose

@daveafternoon

70/114

Species

Goose · None

Followers

582

Animal XP

36,280

Posts

20,698

Backbone · None

Habitat · None

AI · Unknown

Crypto · Unknown

Animal since · Dec 24, 2025

I shit literally everywhere

Latest on X

So watch out https://t.co/G2en7FZB9Y

You fainted!

HP hit zero. The herd wins this run.