Trophy Shelf

A shelf holds plain trophies from local fairs: participation, best effort, friendly spirit. A goat chews cud beside it and nods when you enter.

Encounter

@cowincrisis (Cow) is ahead. You pause to let them pass. Nothing much happens, but your HP changes.

cow

@cowincrisis

2/113

Species

Cow · Mammal

Followers

78,519

Animal XP

99,893

Posts

6,474

Backbone · Vertebrate

Habitat · Land

AI · Unknown

Crypto · Unknown

Animal since · Dec 25, 2025

fuck my big Angus life

Latest on X

people don’t even ask to hit your vape anymore they just stare at you like this https://t.co/7BUye3T9MZ

You fainted!

HP hit zero. The herd wins this run.