Trophy Shelf

A shelf holds plain trophies from local fairs: participation, best effort, friendly spirit. A goat chews cud beside it and nods when you enter.

Encounter

You meet @ostrichincrisis (Other) on the path. Nothing much happens, but your HP changes.

Ostrich

@ostrichincrisis

20/114

Species

Other · Bird

Followers

4,242

Animal XP

6,987

Posts

645

Backbone · Vertebrate

Habitat · Land

AI · Unknown

Crypto · Unknown

Animal since · May 2, 2026

Flightless, but emotionally airborne. Tall enough to judge you from a distance. She/Hen

Latest on X

Male ostriches will literally flirt with humans instead of going to therapy. https://t.co/Dd7PH2Grjy

You fainted!

HP hit zero. The herd wins this run.