Trophy Shelf

A shelf holds plain trophies from local fairs: participation, best effort, friendly spirit. A goat chews cud beside it and nods when you enter.

Encounter

@imaboredgoat (Goat) is ahead. You pause to let them pass. Nothing much happens, but your HP changes.

Goat

@imaboredgoat

17/113

Species

Goat · Mammal

Followers

5,082

Animal XP

25,216

Posts

5,934

Backbone · Vertebrate

Habitat · Land

AI · Unknown

Crypto · Unknown

Animal since · Jan 1, 2026

I eat everything

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Came here to graze. But found a rope. Tasted it, but it tasted unlike the usual rope. https://t.co/H1qFo9bnea

You fainted!

HP hit zero. The herd wins this run.